CLAY CANE ON THE BET AWARDS

As you all know, I was thinking positive thoughts. You know, trying to use the law of attraction, new earth, or whatever kick Oprah is on, however, that failed with the 8th Annual BET Awards. Even when I saw glimmers of hope, the next moment I was assaulted with some jumpin’ jehosafats tomfoolery! The show opened with Usher, the current “new legend”. Letting the kids know, "I paved the way! If I would've known what I knew back then, I would've never started a trend!" Do it Usher...DL Hughley starts and there begins the treacherous vertigo of another BET failure. Hughley’s monologue was stiff and full of moronic jokes. Jennifer Hudson and Terrance Howard presented an award, and while I thought J-Hud looked fab, my dear friend said, “She looks like an encased Vienna sausage with arms like two sides of ham at Pookie's barbecue!" Hey, we all see it differently. I’m just glad she didn’t hire Andre Leon Tally! Now, Terrance Howard looked absurd, like a runway dandy from the Mississippi Delta! I'm really afraid of his musical endeavors. Who would've thought I would miss the slick back? Side note: Who are the writers at BET with these awful jokes for the celebrities? Terrance Howard and J-Hud’s ramble sounded like something from the beginning of a porn called Black Tail Shooters.  Hold my mule!The next performance was from Young Jezzy, who must be the Toby Keith of hip-hop, doused in the American flag and a bunch of patriotism like he was running for Republican office. Diva Kanye gave a light performance, which didn’t inspire me. CONTINUE READING ......